In the satchel by the bum
Sits some money, quite the sum
Who could this mysterious person be
Oh what, could give us a positive I.D.?
Why are some people to him, so cruel
Does he also have a tattoo, one of a mariposa azul?
And what is the reason for the death
That Tracy has murder on his breath
No trauma, no poison, not even scurvy
Like all the plots, this ones topsy-turvy
A tear is shed for her husbands demise
Or is that what we are to surmise?
Could the old woman be a crook
To end up making Tracy look like a schnook?
But that he does well on his own
Something lately for which he is prone
So many red herrings on which we are fed
Down so many paths which we are led
It is no wonder that things are so scatter-shot
When the story is made up right on the spot.
Marvee, thanks for your comment the other day. The WW is just shorthand for WonderWarthog.
In the satchel by the bum Sits some money, quite the sum Who could this mysterious person be Oh what, could give us a positive I.D.? Why are some people to him, so cruel Does he also have a tattoo, one of a mariposa azul? And what is the reason for the death That Tracy has murder on his breath No trauma, no poison, not even scurvy Like all the plots, this ones topsy-turvy A tear is shed for her husbands demise Or is that what we are to surmise? Could the old woman be a crook To end up making Tracy look like a schnook? But that he does well on his own Something lately for which he is prone So many red herrings on which we are fed Down so many paths which we are led It is no wonder that things are so scatter-shot When the story is made up right on the spot.
Marvee, thanks for your comment the other day. The WW is just shorthand for WonderWarthog.