Well the Sunday strip has been posted
Lord, I wish I were really toasted
One hundred million in thousand dollar bills I should note
Is 100,000 bills, 8.4 cubic feet and 204 pounds that he must tote
I wonder if after exiting with the cash he was retrieving
Did he count his money as he was leaving
We see a warped perspective again
The artwork sure does strain the brain
Tracy exudes a certain fetid air
A commonality that the strip does share
What a muddled, mangled, putrid mess
Where it is going is anyones guess
A culprit Tracy seeks to find
Locher must be out of his mind
What crime has the bum committed
Something that is conveniently omitted
But that as we know is par for the course
Sadly, Tracy is no longer a tour de force.
Well the Sunday strip has been posted Lord, I wish I were really toasted One hundred million in thousand dollar bills I should note Is 100,000 bills, 8.4 cubic feet and 204 pounds that he must tote I wonder if after exiting with the cash he was retrieving Did he count his money as he was leaving We see a warped perspective again The artwork sure does strain the brain Tracy exudes a certain fetid air A commonality that the strip does share What a muddled, mangled, putrid mess Where it is going is anyones guess A culprit Tracy seeks to find Locher must be out of his mind What crime has the bum committed Something that is conveniently omitted But that as we know is par for the course Sadly, Tracy is no longer a tour de force.