Sam is such a silly guy
The answer is right in front of his eye
You might say that the writing is on the wall
The reason for the detectives great fall
Just between you and me
I think that it’s plain to see
It takes an arrogant criminal to sign his work
Or maybe someone who is a colossal jerk
Most people would have to much pride
And their faces they would try to hide
Rather than be associated with this mess
But I guess that’s something Locher does not posses
No-one else is responsible for this travesty
And for putting us through such agony
How can he look at himself in the mirror
For putting out something this inferior
Exactly how much lower can this go
Is what we want to know
Each day surpasses the one before
In a manner which we have come to abhor.
Sam is such a silly guy The answer is right in front of his eye You might say that the writing is on the wall The reason for the detectives great fall Just between you and me I think that it’s plain to see It takes an arrogant criminal to sign his work Or maybe someone who is a colossal jerk Most people would have to much pride And their faces they would try to hide Rather than be associated with this mess But I guess that’s something Locher does not posses No-one else is responsible for this travesty And for putting us through such agony How can he look at himself in the mirror For putting out something this inferior Exactly how much lower can this go Is what we want to know Each day surpasses the one before In a manner which we have come to abhor.