Oh Dickie you’re such a little twit
Obviously you don’t know chit
Much it will be to your frustration
That money was obtained during an investigation
Your joy is about to be short lived
And of it you’ll be deprived
It becomes property of the state
And oh, doesn’t that just grate
Pity you were not so quick
And up that loose cash, you did not pick
Think of the riches that did abound
Thousand dollar bills on the ground
Yet you chose to yell at ol’ D’Bucky
While others around you were getting lucky
Just like your skills as a detective
Your perception of what goes on is defective
But nothing more is to be expected
From someone so disconnected.
Oh Dickie you’re such a little twit Obviously you don’t know chit Much it will be to your frustration That money was obtained during an investigation Your joy is about to be short lived And of it you’ll be deprived It becomes property of the state And oh, doesn’t that just grate Pity you were not so quick And up that loose cash, you did not pick Think of the riches that did abound Thousand dollar bills on the ground Yet you chose to yell at ol’ D’Bucky While others around you were getting lucky Just like your skills as a detective Your perception of what goes on is defective But nothing more is to be expected From someone so disconnected.