I don’t mean to gripe or to kvetch
But is it proper to show Tracy retch
Just how hideous of visage can the tyke be
That they changed its name to Buttugg Lee
Oh, such a horrible thing to happen
Much like the counsel of Franz Von Papen
Could it be born to be savage and wild
Or other dimensional, like “Tomorrow’s Child”
As neither parent was blessed with looks
This birth might just be for the books
With such consternation and dismay
Perhaps the child should not be on display
But all things will soon be resolved
To the satisfaction of those involved
So sit back, enjoy the story
As Tracy returns to his former glory.
I don’t mean to gripe or to kvetch But is it proper to show Tracy retch Just how hideous of visage can the tyke be That they changed its name to Buttugg Lee Oh, such a horrible thing to happen Much like the counsel of Franz Von Papen Could it be born to be savage and wild Or other dimensional, like “Tomorrow’s Child” As neither parent was blessed with looks This birth might just be for the books With such consternation and dismay Perhaps the child should not be on display But all things will soon be resolved To the satisfaction of those involved So sit back, enjoy the story As Tracy returns to his former glory.