Step right up while it’s still hot, your own fresh plate of crowFor those who heckled and distained, correct and in the know.Who could love a strip like this? Who dares to say, “Well done”?Likened to rude chimpanzees, then mocked for having fun.T-Bolt is Tess. Wait, no, she’s Lizz, so skilled at martial artsTo think that T-Bolt could be Lee is a theory so sans smarts.So now there be fresh chickens that have flown home to viewThe festive feast of winged beasts, fricasseed or in a stew.Baked or fired or roasted, the crow is piping hotGrab a plate, it’s not too late, admit that you did notGive credit to Team Tracy for spinning a fine taleMe? I will not dine today, instead I’m quaffing Ale.Yet I have not forgotten my last meal of black birdSaid the Nitrates must be dead, which now seems so absurd.So don’t be shy, leak from the eye, or heave a heavy sighJust make sure you leave some room for fresh hot humble pie.It’s all in fun, no hit and run, please don’t take this wrongJust a smile, a laugh, a wink, a cheerful sing-a-long.
Step right up while it’s still hot, your own fresh plate of crowFor those who heckled and distained, correct and in the know.Who could love a strip like this? Who dares to say, “Well done”?Likened to rude chimpanzees, then mocked for having fun.T-Bolt is Tess. Wait, no, she’s Lizz, so skilled at martial artsTo think that T-Bolt could be Lee is a theory so sans smarts.So now there be fresh chickens that have flown home to viewThe festive feast of winged beasts, fricasseed or in a stew.Baked or fired or roasted, the crow is piping hotGrab a plate, it’s not too late, admit that you did notGive credit to Team Tracy for spinning a fine taleMe? I will not dine today, instead I’m quaffing Ale.Yet I have not forgotten my last meal of black birdSaid the Nitrates must be dead, which now seems so absurd.So don’t be shy, leak from the eye, or heave a heavy sighJust make sure you leave some room for fresh hot humble pie.It’s all in fun, no hit and run, please don’t take this wrongJust a smile, a laugh, a wink, a cheerful sing-a-long.