Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 27, 1978
Transcript:
Mike: Hey! Where you going, Zonk? I just put dinner on... Zonker: No time to eat! I got my dancin' shoes on! Mike: Dancing? I thought you hated discos! Zonker: Not true. It was my upbringing. My parents never allowed me to strut my stuff! But all that's changed now! I'm a natural-born boogie child, and if stayin' alive means gettin' down, then gettin' down is where I'm at! Mike: What is this, a modern parable? Mark: More like a stage. Zonker: Hey, call me a dancin' fool! I don't mind!
One ‘o my legs is shorter than the other an’ both ’o my feets too long.