Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 31, 1978
Transcript:
Man: I'm sorry, sir, we can only admit celebrities tonight. Zonker: But I AM a celeb, I tell you! I've got proof! Man: What's this? Zonker: My write-up in the "Pago Pago Post"! I was the youngest Lt. Governor ever appointed to Samoa. Man: I'm sorry, sir, this clipping is over two years old. We can only admit you if you're still hot. Zonker: Oh.. Man: Nice tan, though. Zonker: Thanks. Hey, what if I told you I know George Hamilton personally?