Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 1980
Transcript:
Mark: Okay, let's get down to cases, Dr. Dan. What exactly is a "Mellow Mortgage"? Asher: A mellow mortgage is a sweet deal, Mark. That means a long-term agreement with a low interest rate and a small down payment. It's not easy getting these terms, but once you do, you're on your way! In my book, I share my secrets, the amazing techniques which can parlay a mere $1000 investment into a sprawling, multi-million dollar empire in a matter of days! Mark: And all you want is $12.95? That hardly seems fair. Man: It's an incredible offer, isn't it?