Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 11, 1981
Transcript:
Man: And I'm pleased to report to the trustees that thanks to our new cost-cutting measures, the University is finally back on solid financial ground! There is as well a new academic prosperity. Rigorous curriculum requirements have been reinstated, teachers are teaching, students are studying, libraries are filled to capacity! In short, ladies and gentlemen, a most gratifying picture. I'd be happy to entertain any questions you might have now. Voice: Yeah, King, how come the team's been playing like a bunch of sick nuns? Man: I'll have to get back to you on that, Phil...