Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 02, 2000
Transcript:
Honey: What was it like for you growing up with no last name, sir? Duke: I'm not sure. There're a lot of blank spots...I remember grammer school because there was so much phyical pain involved. But high school is more of a blur. I always assumed I went to Warren Central, but I recently drove by Roosevelt High and the parking lot looked very familiar, so maybe I went there instead. Honey: What about college? Duke: College? I went to college? Look, Honey, I need to be better briefed!