Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 03, 2000
September 02, 2000
September 04, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: Not again... why do I always let my sheets get the upper hand? Man...what a kick in the head. Zonker: What's that, uncle? Duke: I just had this...this hideous dream! Zonker: About what? Duke: Well, I was in Philadelphia at the G.O.P. convention! The "New Republican" thing had gotten out of control...the National Committee had put complimentary ecstasy in the delegate goody bags to help launch the first Republican "Rave with a purpose"! So with pounding music and swirling disco balls, 4,000 balding, sweating white males were getting into position for a nationally televised group hug! Zonker: How terrifying! Then what happened? Duke: I don't know. It was pay-per-view. Zonker: Your dreams are pay-per-view? Way harsh, Uncle!
