Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 2002

Transcript:

Turk: Good news, dude! The riot committee just met to choose this weekend's instigators... and it was my great honor to nominate you! Jeff: Thanks, Turk, but no can do. I'm a trainee for the CIA! Turk: So what? Jeff: So if I get arrested, it queers my chances of going to Iraq! Turk: Way to put career over school spirit, man! Jeff: Hey, don't be like that...