Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 2002
Transcript:
Zipper: Who was that, dude? Jeff: It was Turk from the riot committee. They want me to be an instigator this weekend. As a government trainee, I couldn't accept! Zipper: Hey, c'mon dude - what if we all took that position? The fall riot is a beloved campus tradition! Everyone has to do his bit... Hello? Zipper's mom: You called? Zipper: Oh, hey, mom, yeah, do we have a couch I could burn?