Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2011

Transcript:

Donald Trump: Look, Sarah, being an apprentice moderator will help you get back in the game, make you a national player again! Right now, every GOP candidate has to do two things: first, sign a bunch of pledges so they don't have to think, and second, come to Trump Tower to see me! That could be you, too, Sarah! You could make them all come to Alaska! Palin: Alaska? Ha! I'm never in Alaska! Trump: What? But Alaska's your brand! Palin: I can't take the crappy outlet malls. I'm happier now.