Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 2011
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December 19, 2011
Transcript:
Roland: Mind if we talk about Hermain Cain? Arnold Schwarzenegger: Not at all. Roland: Really? Why not? Schwarzenegger: I feel his pain. Roland: We're back with Gropenfuhrer Schwarzenegger... so, Arnie, as a long-time sexual predator, what do you make of Hermain Cain? Schwarzenegger: These accusations of rowdiness are no big deal... most Republicans know that sexual harassment does not really exist. It's just guys being playful. In my case, there were 16 chicks accusing me of playfulness, but the voters didn't care! It just wasn't a problem, which was fantastic! Roland: Uh, right. But isn't your life now in ruins? Schwarzenegger: Okay, one time I got a little too playful. One time!
Republicans always claim to be the adults in the room. Maybe that’s why they always seem to be accused of enjoying adult entertainment.