Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 07, 2016

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Duke: Zonk! How's it going, stranger? Long time! Zonker: I saw you this morning at breakfast, Uncle Duke. Duke: That was you?: You look different! Done something with your hair? Zonker: What do you want, Uncle Duke? Duke: Well, I've some bad news, son. The new he? Duke: Strictly on an ability-to-pay basis, of course. Zonker: I'll kill her. Honey: He used his lover's wiles on me, sir.