Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2016

Transcript:

Zonker: You know, Lords and Ladies, I started thinking as I was coming over here today... Why am I the first St. Austell-In-The-Moor in a thousand generations to go to college? Was it because all my predecessors were weak? Weak? Those people who could work on their stamp collections eight hours a day, and then shoot quail for another four? Is that why they didn't go to college? Crowd: No! It was because they had no platform on which to stand! Zonker: No! It was because they were airheads!