Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 02, 1996
November 30, 1996
December 03, 1996
Transcript:
Patrick: I have to sell magazine subscriptions for our school fund-raiser. Ralph: ... Sigh... Kids shouldn't have to do that! It's an outrage! I don't want my child to be a door-to-door salesman! Patrick: Whoever sells the most subscriptions wins a big-screen TV! Ralph: ... And don't take 'no' for an answer!
