Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 03, 1996

Transcript:

Patrick: Hello. I'm being forced to sell magazine subscriptions to raise money for my school. I'd rather be playing or doing homework, but instead, I'm out pounding the pavement. Apparently, my childhood is over. It seems to me like a violation of child-labor laws, but who cares what I think? Anyway, do you want to buy something? 0-for-one. Ralph: We need to work on your spiel.