Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 1996

Transcript:

Ralph: Remember, Patrick, the key to being a good salesman is never to take 'no' for an answer! 'No' doesn't mean 'No,' it means they haven't made up their minds yet! 'Not interested' means they want you to tell them more! Patrick: What does 'get off my porch or I'll sic my dogs on you' mean? Ralph: They need time to think it over.