Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 1999

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Ralph: How could I only get four votes when there are five members of my own family?? I can't believe one of you didn't vote for me! Patrick: Dad, the results of the recount are in... Ralph: Hello? Yes... Good! I knew it couldn't be right! ... Yes... Yes... I see... thank you. I stand corrected: apparently two of you didn't vote for me!