Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 24, 2000
August 23, 2000
August 25, 2000
Transcript:
?Excuse me, Mr. Mall Cop?where is the store called ?Things Remembered??? ?I forget.? ?Where is the ?Store of Knowledge??? ?Who knows?? ?Where is ?Victoria?s Secret??? ?I?ll never tell.? ?Congratulations, Scout! You?ve earned your merit badge in MALL COP HUMOR!?
