Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 25, 2000
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?Scouts, it?s time to recite the mall cop credo!? ?Raise your corndogs to the sky and repeat after me?? ?We?ll tell you where the restrooms are, we?ll help you find your car? ?But if you try to break the law you?ll find out who we are!? ?Sniff? ?That always chokes me up!?