Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 13, 2001
Transcript:
"In keeping with golf tradition, Ralph will now buy drinks for..." "Wait a minute!! My hole-in-one might not count! It was kind of a cheapie!" "For one thing, it was only 152 yards!" "So?" "Actually, it was even less than that because he hit from the ladies' tee!" "Yeah, so that's cheating, right?"