Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 14, 2001
Transcript:
"Ralph, it's customary for the golfer who makes a hole-in-one to buy drinks for everyone!" "Sir, I cannot take credit for that hole-in-one. I had too many clubs in my bag, which, I believe, is a two-stroke penalty!" "I have too much respect for the integrity of this great game to..." "Oh, nonsense!" "DRINKS ARE ON RALPH!" "When I count to three, we're going to make a run for it!"