Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 11, 2002
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?Hello??oh, hi!? ?It?s your mother calling from the cruise ship!? ??Gigi? Don?t worry about Gigi! We?ve got a search party scouring the neighborhood, and there?s at least two hours of daylight left!? ?GIVE ME THAT PHONE!? ?If worse comes to worst, I?ll post a reward!?