Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 17, 2009

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Ralph says, "Honeybunch, I've thought it over, and?" Smart Ralph Dumb Ralph Ralph says, "She blurts out the answers to 'Jeopardy'! She makes you eat fish even though she knows you don't like it!" Dumb Ralph Dunce Ralph says, "She doesn't let you get a word in edgewise! She applies makeup in the car, so you have to drive really slow! She sets the thermostat way too high! She's a backseat driver! She throws out your favorite old shirts!" Ralph says, "...I can't think of a single thing you do that annoys me!" Smart Ralph says, "Smart man!" Dumb Ralph says, "Chicken!"