Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 16, 2015
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Ralph: St. Patrick's Day used to be my favorite holiday... A celebration of my Irish heritage! Then my wife researched my ancestry and discovered I'm not Irish. Now it's just not the same! Shirt: Kiss me. I used to be Irish! June: If it makes you feel any better, your 3rd cousin 5 times removed owned an Irish setter!
Yep, at least I know that I am part Irish, I have a lot of other heritages to. English, Turkish, Norwegian etc. I am a real bastard, and proud of it.