Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 15, 2015
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March 16, 2015
Transcript:
June: You should see our neighbors' garage, Ralph! They have an emergency supply of food in storage! It's such a good idea! We never know what the future holds! We should do the same thing! Ralph: I'm way ahead of you, honeybunch! I've been working on it for months! June: You have? Ralph: Follow me! Voila! And remember, we haven't even looked under the car seats yet! June: The crud between the sofa cushions is not food storage!
Better get a shotgun and shells instead. Much more shelf stable.