Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: It's a lot of work to get a paper towel, so maybe I'll just soak up this spilled orange juice with my sock. What a great idea! Am I a genius or what! Of course, now my sock is wet and I'm going to track it around, and I'll have even more to clean up! Apparently, I'm the "or what."
…or just take the sock off and suck the juice out of it. (You did want OJ, right?)