For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 03, 1996
Transcript:
Weed: Yeah, that's a pretty cool situation to be in, Mike! ...The old girlfriend wants to make up, a new babe beckons in the wings... Michael: What would you do, Weed? Weed: I think I'd work on 'em both at once, you know, Rhetta gets the even days an' Deanna gets the odd! Michael: I can't do that! I can't lie to people! Weed: Who's lying? You tell 'em that this is the way it is, Man! - They take turns or they take off! Either way, it solves your problem! Noise: Crinkle crinkle. CRUNCH! Michael: Thought for the day: Never take advice from a guy who crushes beer cans with his head.
You can tell that Weed’s never had a girlfriend.