FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 05, 1998

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Baseball coach: Fox! Get your tail over here! Peter: Yes, Coach? Coach: Har har. Peter: Yes, Coach? Coach: Fox, I want you to pitch batting practice today. Peter: Me?? You want me to pitch?? Thank you, sir! Thank you! I don't know if you knew this, but I've always dreamed of someday trying out for that position! I study all the pros on TV - Clemens...Gooden...Hernandez...Johnson..Maddux..Beck... I even take the mound sometimes before practice to work on my curveball. Coach: Believe me, I've noticed. That's why I want to see you out there. Baseball player: Think It'll work? Coach: If this doesn't get our hitters out of their slumps, nothing will. Baseball players: Whap! Yeeha! Another homer! That's 83 in a row, Pizey. How about giving the rest of us a chance.