FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 03, 2000
Transcript:
Roger: Jason's got quite an ambitious project underway. Andy: Oh? Roger: He's designing a robot that'll do all of his laundry, all of his cooking, pick up his messes and obey his every command. I told him if he added some lipstick, he'd have the perfect wife. Make sure you give it a sense of humor. Jason: How'd you hurt your nose?
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