FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 17, 2001

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, sweetie, don't be depressed just because some guy you lorded over in college is now a multi-gajillionaire. With his own jet. And six houses. And a yacht. And a private island. I mean, look at what you've got: an adoring wife...loving children...how's it get better than that? Roger: You left out his supermodel girlfriend. Andy: I repeat, you have a wife...loving children...