FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 18, 2001
Transcript:
Andy: I see someone's mood has improved. Roger: I've decided to look on the bright side. Instead of letting my classmates' successes make me feel inferior, I'm viewing their accomplishments as cues to what I, too, can do if I I only make the effort. If the peace corps calls, I'll be upstairs working on my novel until my marine biology home-study course arrives. Andy: You mentioned a bright side... Roger: Jason, how do I turn on the computer?
“How do you turn on the computer”?! Roger, you *beep*ing idiot.