FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 09, 2004
Jason: What are you reading? Paige: The Lemony Snicket books. They're about these kids who have all sorts of wonderful things happen to them. Jason: Wonderful? I thought they had awful and miserable things happen to them. Oh, by the way, Quincy barfed on your pillow after he ate your homework. Paige: I guess everything's relative.