FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 14, 2008
Transcript:
Girl: Spare some change? Roger: Let's see... I don't think I have any. I do have these, though. They're the certificates for all the stocks in my retirement account. Want them? Girl: A handful of nickels and dimes would be better. Roger: I know. Andy: You tossed and turned all night. Bad dream? Roger: Was it a dream? It seemed so real.
The stock price yesterday for my former Fortune-100 employer of 33 years was five dimes and a nickel per share.