FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 20, 2014

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Jason: Spock! Where are you?! Paige: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: I got separated from my science officer and he isn't answering his communicator/ I'm starting to get worried. Shhh! Listen! Do you hear that?! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Jason: That's phaser fire! Paige: Those are crickets, you idiot! Jason: The crickets on this planet have phasers?!? To heck with Spock! Scotty, beam me up! NOW! Click! Andy: Paige, don't lock the door! Your brother is still playing outside!