FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 28, 2014
Transcript:
Roger: Wanna play some Monopoly with your old man? Peter: Blecch. You couldn't pay me to. Roger: Wanna play some Monopoly with your old man? Paige: Blecch. You couldn't pay me to. Roger: Wanna play some Monopoly with you old man? Jason: Blecch...I passed "go" $2.00 please. Roger: Don't ever tell your mother about this, by the way.
Oh, what a fool Roger is wanting to spend quality time with his children at ANY game at which he easily loses.