FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 09, 2009
January 08, 2009
January 10, 2009
Transcript:
Roger: Well, well, what have we here? Jason: I am Iguanoman. You must be the one they call "Dad" Roger: That would be me. Jason: I have traveled light-years through space to bring you a message from my Supreme Commander, Iguanius the almighty. Roger: Ans what might that message be? Jason: "Increase Jason Fox's allowance or we will destroy your planet." Roger: Son, would you like your father to start hitting bars on the way home from work? Jason: Now, given that the earth is probably worth a few quadrillion dollars...
Drinking a lot helps dull the pain of being teleported off-planet before it’s destroyed. Just ask Arthur Dent.