FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 06, 2009
February 05, 2009
February 07, 2009
Transcript:
Roger: Sweetheart, don't you think you might be getting a little carried away? You've seen "Titanic" how many times now? Twenty-four? Watching it over and over isn't going to change the ending... the oat sinks! It's sad, but what's done is done! Andy: I know, but at least while I'm in the theater, it's like everyone's still alive for those six hours. Roger: Um, don't you mean three hours? Andy: I can't drive all the way to the cineplex and just see it once.
SPOILER ALERT: The Titanic sinks, Pearl Harbor gets attacked, Hitler survives the bombing attempt,… Let’s see… any other movie surprises? Oh yes, Darth Vader is Luke’s father.