FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 22, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Mom, have I ever told you how much I like scrambled eggs? I think Paige likes them a lot, too. And Jason. And Dad. Hoo, Dad loves them, if I'm not mistaken. And you like them, too. Right, Mom? ...right? Andy: Peter, promise me from now on you'll only try carrying two grocery bags at once.
Being lazy by nature, I make every effort to carry all the grocery bags in on the first trip. It can be as many as seven or eight bags. The experience is made easier by using bags with handles, so that I can slip them up my arm and continue to add bags up to the point that I can tolerate.