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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 16, 2010
Coach: Fox, as you'll recall, last year I moved you around quite a bit. I started you at second base, then moved you to left field, then center. Then right, then back to the infield, then back to the outfield... Well, this year, son, I want to keep you in one spot for the whole season. Peter: Sounds good to me, coach, where?
Peter is playing left outfield (he’s been left out of the field).
During football season, he was asked to play end, guard and tackle. Sit on the end of the bench, guard the water bucket and tackle anyone who gets near it.