FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 28, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: Mom, have you seen Paige? Andy: She's at the mall, I think. Peter: Again?? She goes there like every other day! I mean, you'd think she'd be out of money by now. Andy: Evidently, she's found things to do that don't require spending. Nicole: Ok, Paige, quick. No one's looking. Paige: I can't believe we're doing this.
On the news last night they showed a Safeway store up in Portland that is closing because the shoplifters are stealing so much they can’t afford to stay open!