FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 01, 2011
February 28, 2011
March 02, 2011
Transcript:
Paige: Nicole, what if we get caught? Nicole: We aren't going to get caught. Paige: What if our parents find out? Nicole: They aren't going to find out. Paige: What if we go through life tortured by the knowledge that we stole a CD from this store? Nicole: Paige, this is a mall, in two months this store won't even be here. Paige: Ahh, the complicated ethics of the 1990's Nicole: Think of this as one less item they'll hae to bother liquidating.
Shoplifting a physical disc is out, digitally pirating the album is in.