FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Television: Coming up next, it's the show that pits television producers against each other in furious competition! Watch as they each propose newer and ever more bizarre ways to pander to the viewing public's voyeuristic impulses! At stake are millions! Who will walk away with it?! Whose show will land a network deal? Find out, on "Reality Series" The Reality Series." Peter: You just knew it would come to this.
As a side note, nothing can be as boring as watching golf on TV. There is a reason they don’t have play-by-play on the radio as they do in other sports.
According to what I’ve read, although the audience for golf is small, the proportion of viewers who buy the products advertized is high. So that’s why it stays on the air.