Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 16, 2000
"Frank & Ernie's Farmers Market." "Any calls while I was out, Ernie?" "Plenty!" "A plumber wanted to know if we had any leeks, a day care center wants to know if we have any sprouts, a couple of bachelors were looking for dates..." "And some guys in a poker game wanted to know if we had more than two pears." "Is that it?" "Except for the highway department..." "They have plenty of potatoes, but are looking for alternate roots."