Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 23, 2001
Transcript:
"MEET SANTA." "Last year his eyes were blue and this year they're brown. It's enough to shake my faith in Santa Claus!" "Well, to me he always sounded too much like a campaign promise, anyway." "And how does he go all over the world in one night? Can we really believe that?" "I heard he subcontracts part of the job to the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy." "I dunno.. maybe he CAN deliver everyone's presents in one night.. I've been to seven malls today and he's been in every one of them!" "Happy Holidays."