Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 06, 2002
"TABLOID TIMES" "Ernie! What's your headline for those kids who splattered pain on the Presley statue?" "ELVIS SPOTTED!" "And George Bush consulting with the leader of the commercial pilots union?" "PRESIDENT SEEKS ADVICE FROM AIR HEAD!" "And the piece about the mayor's hobby of collecting honey from his beekeeping?" "LOCAL POLITICIAN HAS STICKY FINGERS!" "And bureaucracy is delaying a structure to cross the river..." "RED TAPE HOLDS UP BRIDGE!" "Why do you write stuff like this, Ernie? You KNOW it makes my blood boil!" "You said you wanted me to do something about your circulation"!